"Skipity bopity boo I got the paper for you." [x]
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
that is not a dog that is the continent of australia
clifford went through a goth phase
OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr
can she just get in my bed
jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes
oh my god her blog is perf
MY OVARIES LOOK AT THE SECOND PAGE OF HER SELFIES PAGE OH MY GODDDDDDD
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think